"No Thanks, I'm Married." Crewneck Sweatshirt
"No Thanks, I'm Married." Crewneck Sweatshirt
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It’s not easy being Goose Wayne and looking so good! So when admirers try to slide into the DMs or chat him up on Omegle, he has to hit them with the “No Thanks, I’m Married.” Now, you can keep it cool just like Goose with this sweatshirt. Stay loyal, stay funny, and let everyone know you’re off the market—Goose Wayne style!
The unisex soft cotton sweatshirt is a seamless blend of comfort and style. The fiber is a blend of cotton and polyester including ribbed knitting seams with collars that are elastic and stretchy.
- Material: 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Fit: Stylish fit
- Label: Tear away label
- Blends: Medium-heavy fabric
Shipping:
United States:
(Option) Economy: 4-8 business days after shipping.
(Option) Standard: 2-5 business days after shipping.
International:
(Option) Standard: 10-30 business days after shipping.
All orders usually ship out 1-3 days after the completed purchase.
Size Chart:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.47 | 22.05 | 23.62 | 25.20 | 26.77 |
| Length, in | 26.77 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 30.31 | 31.50 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.59 | 26.18 | 26.77 | 27.36 | 27.95 |
