"No Thanks, I'm Married." Long Sleeve Tee
"No Thanks, I'm Married." Long Sleeve Tee
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It’s not easy being Goose Wayne and looking so good! So when admirers try to slide into the DMs or chat him up on Omegle, he has to hit them with the “No Thanks, I’m Married.” Now, you can keep it cool just like Goose with this Longe Sleeve tee. Stay loyal, stay funny, and let everyone know you’re off the market—Goose Way
Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, these long-sleeve shirts come packed with softness and style. Each tee features garment-dyed fabric and comes with a relaxed fit for total comfort in any setting.
- Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fit: Classic Fit
- Label: Sewn-in twill label
- Sustainability: Made by Comfort Colors in eco-friendly way
Shipping:
United States:
(Option) Economy: 4-8 business days after shipping.
(Option) Standard: 2-5 business days after shipping.
International:
(Option) Standard: 10-30 business days after shipping.
All orders usually ship out 1-3 days after the completed purchase.
Size Chart:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 31.87 | 33.75 | 35.62 | 37.25 | 38.75 | 39.75 |
