"No Thanks, I'm Married." Tee

It’s not easy being Goose Wayne and looking so good! So when admirers try to slide into the DMs or chat him up on Omegle, he has to hit them with the “No Thanks, I’m Married.” Now, you can keep it cool just like Goose with this tee. Stay loyal, stay funny, and let everyone know you’re off the market—Goose Wayne style!

 

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee is a favorite. Made with soft, high-quality cotton, it offers lasting comfort and style. Features include:

• Material: Made with a light fabric, 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for long-lasting comfort.
• Fit: Classic fit
• Sustainability: Made a no-sweatshop, eco-friendly way
• Label: Printed Goose Wayne brand with no itchy tag
• Blends: Various fabric blends for different colors

This premium fitted short sleeve is a classic choice that is both comfy and light.

 

Shipping: 

United States:

(Option) Economy: 4-8 business days after shipping.

(Option) Standard: 2-5 business days after shipping.

International:

(Option) Standard: 10-30 business days after shipping.

All orders usually ship out 1-3 days after the completed purchase.

 

Size Chart:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	19.02	20.51	22.01	24.02	26.02	27.99	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.99	29.02	30.00	31.02	32.01	32.99	34.02	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.48	7.87	8.27	8.66	9.06	9.45	9.84	10.24